Bad Open Mic

My iPhone is Slow

Did You Roll in Sand?

Ode to Skate or Die

Electronic Arts circa 1988.

Oh, regular Nintendo.

Sad day, Emo egg

Bug!

Pig!

Can't catch me...

I had a bad dream about my cookie cutter collection.

Happy Turkey Day!

Raccoon Takes 1 Bite & Moves On

I'm not even mad, I'm impressed.

Naturopathological

Hey naturopath! Take your vitamins, your herbs, your special beads and your energy aligning machine,  and get out of here. You are a quack-a-doo and your suggested treatment costs $700.

Lazy Bones McGee

Newt Creature

creativity in a box!

1st Semester Done!

Do you trust an activist?

Box of Love.

Meet Tom.

Your Choice.

I Like Bubbles.

All Natural Products Don't Work.

Best Co-op Day EVER.

Too Much Screen Time

Henri Sucks.

Fuck you, Henri.

We Got a Juicer!

in case of zombie attack:

The dregs of our pantry.

thanx mr. dingaling!

Our Yard

Ecuadorian Oldie but Goodie

In the O.N.E. we try so hard!

Owly.

Nothing for your people here.

The Uni-Monster

F the electric bill.

Garden Thief.

I said, "Hey, wow, you're kind of like Peter Rabbit." 

What I meant is, "I am after you, you little thief."

Dear Burlington,

i eat one creemee per day

tiny aliens at grad school.

Dinos.

peanut monster

Rawr!

#tmycorndoghazteeth

Cookie the Wookie

We need groceries.

Slug cat.

Dos Bloboles